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Post by upfromsumdirt on Jan 29, 2007 16:18:31 GMT -5
this horse is the scurge of ky!!! and the reason why i hate this state with a fuckn passion! and its not the horses fault, ITS THE FUCKN PEOPLE TREATING THIS WALKIN GLUE FACTORY LIKE ROYALTY! - for the record, they put the bastard down today! but he's been on the front page of nearly every section of our local paper at some time or another! ...this muhfucka has seen more press than MUHAMMAD ALI - our so-called 'native son'... ...we celebrated ali's 65th birthday for less than a week in our media... and to call it a 'celebration' would be an exaggeration of gigantic proportions. this horse fucked up its leg shortly after winning the kentucky derby, last year? or the year before or someshit - unless u won money, who gives a fuck! and they have been pampering this horse ever since. AS I SPEAK, ESPN HAS BEEN DEVOTING THE LAST 20 MINUTES TO A PRESS CONFEERENCE ABOUT BARBARO BEING PUT DOWN... - the initial surgery they performed on this horse to save its leg and its life COST OVER 100,000 DOLLARS! ...this horse had better health care than OPRAH WINFREY! cmon now. AAAANNNDDDD: wikipedia (yes, barbaro has its own entry!) has already updated the birth AND DEATH information for it... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbaroi am sick. and i never meant to be illspirited about a gahdamn horse, but the people made me do it... i been prayin for this horse's demise for MONTHS. my son has an allergic reaction at his school last year and we rush him away in an ambulance and im charged 400 DOLLARS for a ten minute ride... and this horse gets treated like pharoah. ....consider this a warning: if i hear one more word on television after tomorrow morning about this subject im gonna annihilate somebody i swair. they have spent MILLIONS on the recovery of this horse. a horse. ...rest in peace muhfugga.
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Jan 29, 2007 16:39:45 GMT -5
espn is at it again... and they're promising more follow up and coverage about 'the sad news'... they asked what his legacy will be to the people... THEY ASKED WHAT HIS LEGACY WILL BE... TO... THE PEOPLE... i can not get over the accolades they are heapin on this horse. im irrevocably scarred.
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Post by derick PO gibbs on Jan 29, 2007 16:45:03 GMT -5
yo, i was dyin even before i opened this
when i kick it'll make about as much news as a wett fart
fuck barbaro is rite !!
(don't hurt nobody, dirt)
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Jan 29, 2007 16:49:25 GMT -5
i swair to god: I BETCHU THE PRESIDENT COMES ON TV AND GIVES THAT BASTARD A FUCKIN MEDAL OR SUMSHIT!!! WATCH!
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Jan 29, 2007 16:57:27 GMT -5
i bet they got this fuckin horses sperm on ice somewhair, because thats what his real value was... any offspring will make MILLIONS for its owners.
my aunt had a dog named 'danger' (and he was!) biggass german shepherd/saskwatch mix... had him for years and when he died u'da thought it was my uncle or somethin. my aunt anem mourned for a long ass minute... but it had been a part of her family for a long ass time. i never quite understood it (we've owned a few dogs) but i accepted it. folks get attached to their pets... if the owners of barbaro wanted to break down and have a parade for this horse, id think they was nuts, but i could see... kinda...
but this shit the media is runnin away with is like an announcement of war or the assassination of a civil rights icon or somethin...
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wonder what i could get for a cuppa my jism on ebay?
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Post by sunshine on Jan 30, 2007 10:46:41 GMT -5
*wooosaaa*
But I understand your grievance. Too much is put on it.
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Post by *BLAQ* on Jan 31, 2007 15:31:42 GMT -5
They givin this dead shit more air play then the Katrina survivors. WTF... bet they gone build this thang a memorial, have a museum, a foundation for future broke leg horses.
Get the shit offa tha damn tv... I laughed so hard when I saw that shit last night, forgive me but hell the damn thang ain't do shit but run it's entire life hell it was tired... I'd fall out too... slappin my ass with a stick riding me like I was full of gas. DAMN LET THE HORSE BE!!!!
I know I saw this on some channel they had the damn thang running in slow motion, looking like the matrix, lawd what next?
How the hell you gone spend 100,000 DOLLARS on a damn horse, a horse?!?!... the muh fuh could not even talk, hell he was not no Mr. Ed lol...
Shit I feel and broke my leg and tore my acl all I got was a 15,000 dollar surgery, some complimentary napkins from St. Joseph Hospital, a bed pan and some leg warmers lol
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Jan 31, 2007 16:02:10 GMT -5
i guess when u spend millions of dollars to BUY a horse in the first place, whats another million or two spent to... fix... a... busted... leg... ...wtf am i sayin??
FUCK BARBARO!!!
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Post by getchristielove on Feb 9, 2007 14:01:58 GMT -5
first of all im cracking up
second of all ..i for one am very sorry for the loss of such a fine animal. im a horse lover i took lessons for one entire week when i was nine and declared myself an equestrian.... m. so. i really feel for the owners and doctors and the jocky and allof the fans..
lastly yes po. if you die i will contribute one good wet fart and dirt you know i hadnt contemplated what someone would pay for a cup of your...m..offerings however i think the bigger question is how committed are you to producing a cup. i mean a cups alot bro' and im not sure..well never underestimate hate. amen.
poetic grace i saw something about a torn acl and was scared to read the rest because well i didnt see you on cnn so im sure it wasnt an argumetn in support of the poor sad creature
i'd rather see that then
AN EXPOSE ON THE HEFF THAT DROPPED DEAD IN HER HOTEL ROOM.
anna nicolle smith. give me a break
its almost ironic..in that marylin monroe wayso yeah barbaroo rip and im sorry your ass got kicked to the bak page for the astronut and norma jean II
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Feb 9, 2007 17:23:22 GMT -5
babygirl, get it right: u dint declare urself an 'equestrian'...
U WAS DECLARED AS QUESTIONABLE... ...know the facks afo u start babblin next time aight?
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Feb 9, 2007 17:25:40 GMT -5
i mean fareal... ur part horse aintchu? ...admit it.
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Post by *BLAQ* on Feb 10, 2007 12:26:21 GMT -5
Lookin still thankin I'm worth more than a damn horse... I feel more for the dead lady than the damn horse... she did have a child that is left without a mother, the horse? Well who gives a shit? All it did was made rich folks richer... Fugg em I say...
One week? In the first week all they teach you is the fine details of a horse, did you ride?
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Post by getchristielove on Feb 10, 2007 21:08:16 GMT -5
i rode very slowly in a circle in a closed pen
i was the dam jam girll..do you hear me!!
then when i went overseas i got to ride again and the guy made the horse trott so he could watch my boobs no lie i hated him so much but i was in the mountains in africa not the jungle or a village no the mountians so hell.. sigh... i just let him watch...yeah i m sad about the horse but people...sometimesthey can really really suck.
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Feb 10, 2007 21:34:10 GMT -5
hows that joke go?
u can lead a dead horse to water or sumshit like that? or is it somethin bout beatin a dead horse with a stick??
either way, FUCK BARBARO!!! ...and thats funny!
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Post by blueplanetii on Feb 11, 2007 2:37:14 GMT -5
Lookin still thankin I'm worth more than a damn horse... I feel more for the dead lady than the damn horse... she did have a child that is left without a mother, the horse? Well who gives a shit? All it did was made rich folks richer... Fugg em I say...-Gracie
Ya know? This is madness...What precisely is wrong with people?
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Post by *BLAQ* on Feb 11, 2007 23:53:31 GMT -5
See now you proly had dude like ;D... that is what we call the horse tit bop down here in TX when we hit the rodeos... anyhoo I see you are a fan of the 4 legged creatures so I'll refrain from saying fugg em to giving the gas face ...
Durty ain't something like... "You can try to lead a dead horse stricken with rigor mortis to water but you can't make it drink?
Blue babe I am with you...
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Feb 12, 2007 12:51:35 GMT -5
or "...a dead ass horse to the glue fac'ry, but u caint make'm stick"?? ...somethin like 'at.
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