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Post by writeone73 on Nov 16, 2006 15:38:59 GMT -5
neil.
you now have more posts than me. dammit.
and BTW, usually white dudes 'round these parts gotta be card carrying ones, nah mean? and since you obviously were issued one years ago, you aight with us.
word.
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Post by neil on Nov 16, 2006 16:33:32 GMT -5
neil.
you now have more posts than me. dammit. [yeah, but i ain't gorgeous .... so who cares?]
and BTW, usually white dudes 'round these parts gotta be card carrying ones, nah mean? [actually no, i don't know what you mean. should i keep my birth certificate on hand at all times or what? help a punkin head out.]
and since you obviously were issued one years ago, you aight with us. [bein aight is my whole dilly. i like dat. still gotta find that card. i mean, like, my picture is up in MaryJaneBurn's thread ... i must be missing the point. oh, maybe that's what it means to be a card carrying white boy ... the poser who is always missing the point. look out!]
word. [what she said]
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Post by neil on Nov 16, 2006 17:27:00 GMT -5
let's have some clarity on the issue ... yes, let's.
Main Entry: card-car·ry·ing Pronunciation: 'kärd-"ka-rE-i[ng] Function: adjective Etymology: from the assumption that such a person carries an identification card 1 : being a full-fledged member of an organization (as a Communist party) 2 a : strongly identified with a group (as of people with a common interest) <card-carrying members of the ecology movement -- R. J. Neuhaus> b : being such emphatically or unmistakably <a card-carrying hippie>
ok. so in context i guess you mean "not a poser". sure, that makes sense ... i had thought it would have been obvious from the get go. ... the clumsy or inappropriate use of slang. ... continuously "missing the point" and apparently totally oblivious
yes yes. i'm just playing. monkey see, monkey do. i'm the monkey-man. i've picked up half my slang just from hanging around here ... so i'm sure i'm making all kinds of gaffs and errors. but that's the point ... i'm just the monkey ... i don't have time to be a poser. you guys would smell a poser after two posts anyway. i may be artificial, but i'm not stupid [i think that was a line from "Aliens" ... tuff flick]. i'm only here because of Ron. i would bump into his writes now and then and was always fascinated. my limited contacts with Ron proved that he was a gentleman [and those are as rare as hen's teeth on the internet]. so i found "...the Projects" and since then have just been having fun playing.
that's my story.
short stories for shallow monkeys [ or is that monkies?]
my thanks to everyone for being kind and patient. you've all made it easy for me to show my butt without fear of being ostracized. the [hem hem] "serious" forums take a dim view of patrons showing their butts .... makes 'em nervous ... as if it were communicable.
your friend in words. neil. from LA [Lower Alabama ... no joke!]
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Nov 16, 2006 20:35:32 GMT -5
hey... im from LA too! (louisville area) - now thats posin'... su'prised w.o. dont remember you from ihop (wordancer was my very first member here when i set up shop - was callin herself 'decaffe' at the time) i think bev is bakin cookies and quiltin shawls omose as much as writin these days... (ima hafta put a call in)
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Post by neil on Nov 16, 2006 21:03:00 GMT -5
hm. seems this thread is goin berserk.
might be time to move on over to the blog block and stop constipating the waiting room.
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Post by writeone73 on Nov 17, 2006 9:51:28 GMT -5
uh, dirty? did u read the first page? i said i remembered him from IHOP. i know u almost 40 and all, but daaaaaaannnnggg..
and neil? here's the definition of the "card, aka the ghetto pass:
ghetto pass: n. figurative or literal approval from black Americans or the hip-hop music community (of a non-black person or a now-successful black person); the street cred of someone known for keeping it real.
WORD.
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Post by neil on Nov 17, 2006 10:23:34 GMT -5
whoa. Thank you very much, Tonya Leigh! You've made my day. I may have to have one made and laminated. Carry it in my wallet. Wear it around my neck on a 50 pound bling chain. Embarass my friends. Demoralize my enemies. Life is a bowl of cherries when you're skating on street cred. Believe that. huh! what am i gonna do about gettin all swoll? new clothes. new car. can't get out the door ... street cred could lead to some life-style adjustments. greatness is a heavy burden. hey! don't puke on the carpet! * * * i'm going to start moving my stuff over heah: theprojects.proboards36.com/index.cgi?board=blogs&action=display&thread=1163729223which is in actual fact a dump on the blog board known locally as "Cracker Jackleg's Country Club". time to let this thread settle down. i'll try to keep sum pictures going from time to time so peoples can visit without actually having to read anything. modern convenience in a plastic tube. See ya in the funny papers, Tonya Leigh. he who be da me * while they keepin it real we jus tryin to keep it vital -sintaxtheterrific[/color]
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Nov 17, 2006 12:42:07 GMT -5
alla yall is fired. general purposes.and im jusnow seein ur comments about handpickin beautiful wimmins for the PJs... i likes ugly wimmins myself (robin harris is my hero!) ... so i aint e'en paid no attention to the attributes of these chicks... but if u say they beautiful, i'll concede. maybe its the lighting whair im sittin... yeah...
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Post by neil on Nov 17, 2006 14:50:05 GMT -5
1 - you can't fire me ... i've already been fired. 2 - light in the eyes is a woman's [person's] truest beauty. 3 - you can't fire me ... i has an irrevocable ghetto pass. 4 - i think S. Epatha Merkerson is hawt. "Law and Order" lady ... tough cookies just tear me up. what is it about grovelling that is so enjoyable? check her out .... jump back! 5 - you can't fired me...i'm already not even making minimum wage, under the counter, when you're feeling generous ... i'll lawyer up in a New York minute and toast your fanny 6 - Robin Harris? what? i thought this was a lady. a google search only shows men. mmm. you may be weirder than i thought. 7 - you can't fire me ... i invoke my whatever-number-ammendment rights. fix you. 8 - you can't fire me ... you have too much to do right now 9 - stop it. you're scaring the squirrels
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Nov 18, 2006 6:26:19 GMT -5
lissen... u caint be sniffin two lines of coke afo u make ur posts okay? 4... maybe 5 lines, but nothin less than 3. its mandatory.
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Post by neil on Nov 18, 2006 12:29:25 GMT -5
i don' sniff no coke! tha carbonation makes me sneeze. sniffin' coke ... huh ... brothas gotta be trippin. maybe a coke float.
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Post by ish on Nov 19, 2006 15:33:56 GMT -5
hey neil...Denise is my middle name, does that make me your favorite color? *just jokes* thanks for stopping by
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Post by derick PO gibbs on Nov 19, 2006 18:39:25 GMT -5
i never seent nobody wit as much energy and i completely believe the no coke line <-- almost a pun but sumbody might be slippin sumthin into yo cider don't sleep
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Post by neil on Nov 19, 2006 21:06:02 GMT -5
hey, Yolanda hunneeee. i don't think you have ta worry. i'm already in love wit all the otha sistahs up in heah. so that keeps me pretty busy. good thing tha Real Thang ain't the jealous type. yet. have fun. be safe. watch out for Mr.Dirt ... he sly. neil.
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Nov 20, 2006 4:56:01 GMT -5
no. im SUPERSLY.
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Post by ish on Nov 21, 2006 6:39:43 GMT -5
hey neil...thanks, mai'n so much love in the hood
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Post by ish on Nov 22, 2006 22:30:46 GMT -5
ohhhhh hey neil, how ya doin? good? great, mmmmhmmm....listen why don't you come down to the vestibule? i have a lovely white jacket that looks like it would fit you perfectly...gitcha outta that dirty uhhh...worn shirt. come on now, i've got cobbler...there we go, see? now just let me fasten these belts...
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Post by neil on Nov 22, 2006 22:54:37 GMT -5
yo, Yo! don't even go there! a fellow i worked with told me this: "i told my wife that when she turned 40, i was going to trade her in for two 20s. she said, 'you're not wired for 2 20s.'" here's a thought ... if my wife runs off with another man, you'll be the first on my list. after 25 years though i kinda like a piece of the furniture that's too heavy to take to the curb ... you just live with it. stay frosty, hun. thanks for dropping by. you can come over to my crib [blog] and be nutty all you want to. later, tater. neil.
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Post by ish on Nov 22, 2006 23:01:39 GMT -5
uhhhh neil, keep your wife please...i can't be chillin with the crazy special people. why dontcha come up north? there's a lovely hospital uhhh...landmark building with all sorts of people just like you. it's called bellevue, ever heard of it...damn, another squad car...i'm out
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Post by neil on Nov 22, 2006 23:10:41 GMT -5
shoot. how did she see through my debonair exterior?
musta been the Chuck Taylors with no laces.
;D
does Bellevue have good meatloaf and peas?
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Post by ish on Nov 22, 2006 23:24:39 GMT -5
oh, they have wonderful menus. I thoroughly enjoyed my uhhh visit. My ex uhhh, someone i knew is very happy there. what? i didn't drive him there
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Post by neil on Nov 23, 2006 2:52:43 GMT -5
wonderful menus? mmmmmmm.
i don't remember having ever passed up a wonderful menu.
if it has electricity and indoor plumbing i'm signing up right away.
where do you sign up ... or do you have to be invited?
i just hope it's not black tie.
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