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Post by upfromsumdirt on Oct 2, 2008 10:56:33 GMT -5
sorry for being all MIA on yall lately... hope that aint stopping yall from ackin fools around herre. not that yall e'en notice me or nuphn...  |
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Post by Mary Jane Burns on Oct 14, 2008 15:16:47 GMT -5
i would enjoy watching u spank yoself.... yes.
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Oct 14, 2008 17:14:13 GMT -5
caint e'en fkn respond c'reckly to that...  |
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Post by Mary Jane Burns on Oct 14, 2008 18:06:28 GMT -5
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Post by neil on Oct 16, 2008 8:32:35 GMT -5
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Oct 16, 2008 11:53:54 GMT -5
good peoples!
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Post by Mary Jane Burns on Oct 17, 2008 15:18:00 GMT -5
love dont throw guilt!?!??! pffffffffft... & ha! it must be a wonderful world u live in, neil! fareal. ill get u a switch if'n ya want, old man dirt  |
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Post by neil on Oct 18, 2008 12:31:09 GMT -5
Ron's got his hands full tryin' to take care
of all them clueless crackers over in Midway.
him & Crystal workin' 24/7 just hopin' a baby
bit of Culture® gone rub off on they numb skulls.
it's a sacrifice. mercy sakes, it's a sacrifice.
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Post by neil on Oct 18, 2008 12:52:06 GMT -5
it must be a wonderful world u live in, neil! fareal.   |
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Oct 21, 2008 11:35:43 GMT -5
midway crackers?? u kiddin? - belee it or not, midway might jusbe the most liberal place in ky! obama signs is er'whair i swair! in fack, i think me and crystal jus might be the neighborhood prudes, in comparison. i'm really quite ashamed by our lack in overexcitable enthusiasm... ...  |
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Oct 21, 2008 11:41:18 GMT -5
(f'course, midway mosta the well off rednecks aint from around these parts, which
kinda helps... midway is hella cosmopolitan for its ittybitty size... kinda like atlanta,
aint nobody really from around herre and the locals hafta drive elsewhere for fun
cause aint shit here for 'em:
downtown (all 100 feet of it) opens up 11am - caint e'en get a cup of coffee at
the coffee house until then!
downtown shuts down at 2pm then opens up again from 5 till 9.
fkrs!
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Post by Mary Jane Burns on Oct 21, 2008 15:38:24 GMT -5
'downtown shuts down at 2pm then opens up again from 5 till 9.'
what...!?! citywide afternooon delight? dont make me move there!
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Oct 23, 2008 13:36:40 GMT -5
only if petticoat junction appeals to you...  |
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Post by upfromsumdirt on Oct 23, 2008 13:39:15 GMT -5
when we moved here, we went to "city hall" to have
our water turned on... 'phyllis' turned to her computer,
opened up the drawer beneath her computer, pulled out
a yellow legal pad, flipped the page and read out:
yep, you have no water alright!...
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we walked half a block to the post office to set up our pobox #
and 'doris' at the post office said:
phyllis just called and said you was on the way...
trueshit!
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