fictitious words...

[upfromsumdirt]

one of gumbomomma's recent writing excercises asked its members to list
5 "new" (meaning made-up) words to be included in the next dictionary upgrades...

these are what i came up with:

five words...

1. OVAIR - a direction given for the finding of a person or item:
man: "have u seen the thing i use to open that other thing with?"
other man: "yeah, muhfuh... its right OVAIR."

2. DIAPERECTOMY - the removal of a real shitty diaper.

3. THERMOSPHERE - ur most favorite place to enjoy repeated cups of coffee.

4. SPEAKERBOXTOXICOLOGY - the poisoning of really good music thru a car audio system
thats worth more than the car is.

5. TALCOHOLIC - grown men who use an overbundance of baby powder.

anymore?
doesnt hafta be five...
jus giv us somethin.

(xtra special shoutout to ms.momma doin her thang)

[stirred~UP]

1. neighborhoodwatchitis
condition of the folk next door
that morphs from true concern
to jusplainnosey


2. threedayweekendottery
the respite from 40-hr. drudgery
that approximates a cash windfall


3. tottudinalism
the ability of children to make ya smile
no matter what


4. esbatoisoner
akin to persona non grata
[‘cause they got a purpose to fulfill too]


5. decaffeinatedcrappery
state resultant of impeded coffee dosage

[*BLAQ*]

Goopgumptious … Meaning: a whole heap of shit/ a dude that is packin. Example sentence… Damn gul look ova yonda at dude, muh fuh look like he got that goopgumptious shit goin on huh?

Clitconvulse: meaning... when a clitrious is about to act up.

Dickologist: meaning... someone who has studied a plethora of wee wees with no degree


Slurptashious: meaning: well let me give it to you in a sentence. Damn baby you juicing a bit much, that coochie look slruptatious.

[ish]

confusement
an utter loss of understanding, 10 degrees past confused

begaffled
a severe state of confusement *my scrabble partner keeps insisting that this is a legitimate word*